I look around to see, there’s a lot of nonsense in the world that doesn’t make sense to me. Why must people embroider everything they say with special emphasis? They dress up everything to make themselves sound important. Instead of saying what needs to be said. If winning is doing that, than I’d rather not exist in this world. Raise my fist in the air to fight against the unjust society is just what I’ll do. They exist in this world only to get to their destination, slaves to their madness. If that’s winning I’d rather lose!

Human robots gripping tightly to their briefcase running to their next appointment as if it’s going to mean anything. I raise my fist in the air at them. Just like mice scurrying through a maze looking for that piece of cheese. Unaware they’ve been blindfolded to a concept that encourages slavery. If that’s winning I’d rather lose! We are born into a world where asleep to the world is the name of the game. Go to school, go to more school. Then get a career that you’re going to end up hating, so you can buy the shit you don’t need. cos’ all the superficial behaviors and the materialistic crap you collect is not filling you up so your insides are empty. Raise my fist in the air and fight against this “American Dream” we were lied to all these years. Believing this untruth will eat you up from the inside out and that’s living in denial. If that’s winning I’d rather lose!

In the center ring of the circus event is distraction. It’s not worth knowing in the world unless you see it on T.V. Entertainment for the world too which will dissolve you brain. Raise my fist in the air and fight against this brainless exercise. Here is a clue if you’re serious about looking good or blindly following those idiot that think they’re so beautiful cos’ they wear the makeup that a commercial told them to wear cos’ their face don’t look quite right. Then go follow them right off a cliff. That is a hastily fading street that I choose not to walk down. Raise my fist in the air as I walk down my own street. If that’s winning I’d rather lose!
-Sid

When Online

1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS LOCK OVERUSE CAPS LOCK! WHEN YOU REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Dont use any punctuation go ahead let your sentences run together don’t use periods exclamation points question marks or even commas or apostrophes its even ok to notusethespacebar and get really upset when people dont have a clue on what your saying
3. purposlly spall thengs rong al th tyme an agin, b rly opset wen ppl doant undurstand u.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: today, I, really, had, a, bad, day.
5. uSe StIcKy cApS cApItAlIzE eVeRy oThEr lEtTeR.
6. Don’t use grammar dont not worry about making no any sense at all and forget all of everything you ever learned grammar-wise and speak in run on sentences and be really wordy and then don’t change how you’re writing when people ask you what you mean
7. Capitalize Each Word This Annoys Some People Very, Very Much.
8. s bsltly n vwls (Use absolutely no vowels) fw thngs r mr nnyng thn ppl wh s n vwls (few things are more annoying than people who use no vowels)
9. Answer every thing they say with “WAT” getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it. They’ll get so annoyed.

10.  If you are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing random letters to them. They will go nuts.

11.  Overuse punctuation markssuch as the question mark (i.e. Could my day get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) You will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.

12.  When you’re on YouTube clog up the comments with random information (i.e. chain letters). If there’s a video with no comments, comment on it saying, “OMG 1ST COMMENT” or something along those lines. You can also post comments asking “What’s the name of this video?”

13.  randomly say “OMG” “LOL” or “:P” with no rhyme or reason.

14.  sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps (spell everything backwards)

15.  tast innordmann (type in norwegian)

16.  send messages that just say “…………” “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” or “i sent u a message”

17.  You…could…you know….type…..like….this……

18.  Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the email does not understand.

19.  Say bad things about the person you are sending.

20.  Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing to what you are trying to say.

21.  U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chatspeak and give everyone a headache)

22.  tlk lyke dis so noones udestands uu @ skp rendern leddahs an mispeel evrythig(Talk like this so no one understands you and skip random letters and misspell everything!)

23.  Go onto a forum and call everyone a turdhead.

24.  Send as many chain letters as you can. Don’t only use those you have already received; invent new ones.

25.  Always use emoticonsWhen on MSN or other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can’t read what you’re writing!! :) :D :P

26.  Log in and out On Msn you can “appear offline” So if you carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because you keep on having to start a new conversation.

27.  When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until you are rate limited.

28.  On AIM, type one work per line, or even one letter.

29.  s k i p s p a c e s b e t w e e n e a c h l e t t e r.

30.  when they say hi or hello keep saying hi who are wats ur name how old r u where do u live’ even if you know all that infomation already

31.  Replace all puncutation with ‘stop’, or make something completely goofy up like ‘foocakes’ and end all your sentences with it.

32.  Repeat things.

33.  Say ‘lol’ at the end of everything, even if it’s not funny.

34.  Put an ‘x’ at the end of everything, or say something like ‘girll’ or ‘babydoll’.

35.  always write ‘liil’ instead of ‘lol’ and then type ‘oops sorry, im always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!

36.  dontusespaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why your doing it, say ‘myspacebarisbroken’ but then later on type something WITH spaces, like ‘ So wanna go hang out later?’.

37.  Bump old threads on message boards and forums People will be annoyed when you post “me too” in a thread from 2001.

38.  Typewithnospacesinbetweenyourwordsandsaythatyourspacebarbroke.

39.  Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say “YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE’S FROM 1983 YOU DUMBASS!” and you can be more positive by saying things like “OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE 3DWARD!”

40.  Post “lectures” on forums that are about uninteresting things for most people. No one likes to hear someone ramble about the 1977 20th Century Fox logo in 3 paragraphs.

41.  When someone annoys you. say, “BOOM!!!!!!YOU’RE DEAD!!!!!!!”

Have you ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they wanted to tear their hair out? This article should help you!

Steps

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that you have to go to the bathroom, and that you think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call to them things like: “Are you doing OK in there?” and if there are other people in the bathroom proudly announce to them: “My friend is in there,” pointing at the bathroom stall. When you are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather you didn’t.)

1. Sing along to everything. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start singing along to the song (if you’re tone deaf this works really well). Remember, you don’t have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as you go along–the dumber your lyrics the better! Also, if you are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles.
2. Hug random people. Just randomly run up to people and give them a hug. Tell them that you are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. Then, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.
3. Ask private questions. You can either ask a ton of these to one person, or spread it around. If you are going to do this to any random person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion or is pregnant, or ask a 13 year old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, or if they are wasted/drunk.
4. Laugh for no reason. OK, picture this: Complete silence, possibly a classroom, in church, or something like that. How annoying do you think it would be if you just randomly burst out laughing? (Spitting a little isn’t a bad thing either.) Also, point and laugh at people without explaining yourself, just keep pointing at them and laughing uncontrollably. If you keep laughing at the same person, it will keep getting more and more annoying. It definitely helps if you have a really annoying laugh.
5. Make up inside jokes. Not the kind you share with a few of your friends, just the kind that you don’t share with anyone, just yourself. For instance, just yell out the word “Peanut Butter” and start laughing and if someone asks you why that’s funny, just tell them all it’s an inside joke.
6. Make animal sounds. Sneak up behind someone and go “baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”, to some people, this will give them goosebumps. Also, when you are getting yelled at or scolded, just make a questioning “baaahh?” or “rrribbitt?” works too.
7. Make prank phone calls. If you are off from school at some abnormal time and people you know are in school, call them on their cell phones in the middle of class! Call random numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a baloney sandwich, or the old refrigerator running call is probably the most annoying in the book! Feel free to use it all the time! Better yet, call one place and hang up. They will be driven insane by the non-stop ringing.
8. Use IM acronyms. Speak in all acronyms. Instead of actually laughing just say “LOL!” Instead of acting surprised, just say OMG in a totally unexcited tone.

10.  Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what you are even trying to say.

11.  Sing Peanut butter jelly time over and over!! It gets annoying after a while for people!

12.  Quote Dr. Phil(and over do it). If you keep saying “drop that twinkie” “That dog don’t hunt”, and “Did you fall out of the dumb tree?” long enough, you will have the crap beaten out of you. For extra credit, shave the top of your head and grow a mustache (or glue one on).

13.  Talk about feelings Always start the conversation with ‘I feel’ this and ‘you hurt my feelings’ that and don’t stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if you get out an acoustic guitar and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, “Oh, I see. And how does that make you feel?”

14.  Complain non-stop No one wants to be around a whiner.

15.  Make up Cuss Words Nobody likes someone who uses foul language all the time, so make up your own foul language. Call someone a bitchass, or a titball. The more outlandish the better. You might want to watch as many Angry Video Game Nerd videos possible to improve your skills.

16.  Make annoying sounds Tap your fingers constantly on the table, or tap your foot over and over again.

17.  Have really pointless conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train This never fails to be annoying. Have a really loud pointless conversation with someone on your mobile when someone is sitting next to you.

18.  Shuffle Shuffle around constantly when you’re in bed to annoy your partner, or when you’re on the sofa sitting next to someone.

19.  Make some kind of a repeated movement in someones eye line

20.  Gawk at something non-existent on the top of someones head If there’s a friend you want to annoy, when you’re having a normal conversation, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head or right on top of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask ‘what’, just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even more annoying, keep doing it throughout the day at inappropriate times.

21.  Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. Put ketchup and sprinkles on everything you eat. Eat really loudly, to.

22.  Stare at people. Seriously, this freaks a lot of people out.

23.  Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that you do not speak English, and you are learning from a tutor. This freaks them out.

24.  If you’re chewing gum, then chew it as loud as you can and with your mouth open, constantly.

25.  Learn A Different Language… And Ramble at Random People Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble on to random people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.

26.  Watch Old Movies Some old movies are annoying enough as they are just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster but what if you took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? You can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,”The only part I didn’t like was that Johnny and Bethany didn’t kiss until the end” or “The musical numbers were GARBAGE” even if they’re weren’t any. After writing your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone you know, even if they don’t know you back. Plus, you can take it to the next level and invite all your friends over to watch the “I Love Lucy” series collection and insist they stay up with you all night to watch it.

27.  Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make comments about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell ‘OH MY GOD, THERE’S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY.’

When someone asks you anything, interrupt them saying “No”.

Thanks to Wiki How…………. -Sid

For years Doctors and scientists have told us

that some food’s are good for us only to be told

later that they bad for us, and again they tell us

that some food’s are bad for us, and all the time

they’ve been good for us and their doesn’t seem

to be much proof either way to suggest what is

good or bad until now that is.

Garlic is definitely BAD for us

“You Are, What You Eat”


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…they don’t even have to break our doors, blindfold and gag us with their force and install mind control devices in our homes. We buy them on our own. – “Voluntary Amputation” – His Hero Is Gone

So it’s been a while since I have posted anything. I’ll spare everyone the gruesome and tedious details of my life since my last post, but let’s just say it may or may not include curing cancer, ending racism and killing time on the Internet.

….Speaking of time killers, while I haven’t posted to this blog in almost a year, I have contributed to the wonderful world of “micro-blogging,” currently popularized in the form of Twitter. For those not familiar, Twitter is a social networking site that allows you to “follow” people as they update via “tweets” of 140 characters or less. There can be a lot of ego involved as well as trivial crap posted such as what one is eating, or drinking(guilty).

I find myself at odds with my own use of social networking. I never jumped on the Facebook bandwagon and my Myspace account has been used as tool to find new music. So it is by a strange and unlikely turn of events that I actually participate in this phenomenon.

I first joined Twitter this past January when I realized I could get quick updates from a local OC brewery. Then I realized I could find out about good, inexpensive comedy and music events easier than browsing different web sites. Then…well…you get the picture – my trip down the rabbit hole continues. I like to tell people that still scoff at the mere mention of Twitter that it’s like the Internet comes to you. That’s probably what I like about it the most. You can follow news organizations, authors, blogs, etc. And often, their tweets will include links to their pages of info. I rarely browse other sites for this reason alone.

I told my friend that I would just follow things I wanted to and never post my own updates. Little by little, that promise to myself was broken – but I’m OK with that. The great thing about Twitter is how easy it is to interact with interesting people. I’ve been able to communicate with best selling authors, comedians, musicians and meet new people with common interests.

My handle on Twitter is ‘clevebag’ – long story short: it’s a nickname I received in one of the first band’s I was ever in and it just stuck.

So, I’ll try to contribute to this blog as much as possible, hopefully with less than a year between posts.

Oh…since this is my first post in a while, I’ll keep up the tradition I started with my very 1st post – self- promotion. I have a new band, just got set up with a label that already set us up with a cool show on the east coast. Here’s a couple videos I made…

Strange world we live in, consumed with selfishness we are. Long has this recession been in America. I love America, though I lust for truth in America’s falsified democracy and equality. The United States is not an independent society, maybe the Fore Fathers intended for it to be independent. In a certain point of view it appears independent in comparison to other countries, though it’s not as independent as they would have us believe. I have nothing to further say about that, to the next moment we go.

Being lost in darkness is a lot like being blinded by the light. Welcome to the machine, a marvelous program full of deception. Lies to which are manufactured truth to cover up the real truth. As I sit here watching the reruns of my life, I wish I could help you but I can’t seem to find the time. Life’s a mess, can’t seem to grab a perspective that’s clear. Changes take face it’s difficult to walk through the fear. I put one foot in front of another, but I am lead too know place. Truth takes time.

I have nothing to say, I have nothing to do, I have nothing to give. The truth of the matter is my mind is filled with overwhelming thoughts, too which leaves me baffled and confused. The independent contemplated life is nothing to write home to mom about, fore I exist in life a triangle of being misunderstood. I have nothing to offer these primitive beings that exist out side of my triangle. To exist in this world is to exist in slavery. So I create my own world to exist in. A reality that I see vigorous for my contemplated mind, I watch this other world with amusement as I fulfill my days with observation.

-Sid