How To Be Annoying on The Computer

1. Change the desktop picture to something embarrassing or lame.
2. Delete Icons
3. Change overall settings
4. Change the tint on the monitor to a dark green shade and insist that you like it like that.
5. Change the mouse sensitivity really high or really low.
6. Start typing random letters. Like so dwajhdjsahdjs. When the person asks “what” just keep doing that.
7. if it is a computer in a library or internet café, put a woopie cusion on the seat and then go and sit at a different computer. When someone sits down, go ‘EWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU FARTED’ then about 10 minutes later go up to them and say ‘oh sorry left my woopie cusion’.

Windows only:
1. Take a screenshot without any applications running and having mousecursor in screenedge so it won’t be visible. Next set that screenshot as a background image and last but not the least, rightclick your desktop, Arrange Icons By -> Show Desktop Icons

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