Archive for October, 2010

How To Be Annoying on The Computer

1. Change the desktop picture to something embarrassing or lame. 2. Delete Icons 3. Change overall settings 4. Change the tint on the monitor to a dark green shade and insist that you like it like that. 5. Change the mouse sensitivity really high or really low. 6. Start typing random letters. Like so dwajhdjsahdjs. [...]

Friday, October 15th, 2010

How to be annoying at a Movie

1. Ask the person behind the counter(preferably if they are wearing a work uniform!), “Hi, do you work here? Or are you just wearing that uniform because it’s cool?” Or simply ask them, “Wow! Where ever did you get that outfit? If I had an outfit like that, I would wear it everyday!” 2. If [...]

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Smiling Cigar Guy

This past weekend, a photograph of Tiger Woods whacking a golf ball directly at the lens of an unfortunate Daily Mail cameraman made the rounds. And rightfully so. It was a once in a lifetime pic. Though not because of the ball – because of a certain smiling cigar guy looking on in amazement. Of [...]

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

This is my Life 05-04-2010

Fear hinders my direction to move forward. I am afraid to take a chance cos I might not like the results. Hesitation freezes me into a block of solid ice. The cold shivering experience of not taking the chance is worse. When will I work up the courage to jump in the scolding pot of [...]

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

The Situation 8-13-2010

In denial she lives, under a blanket of lies, an insane illusion which masks reality. I can’t live with this lie anymore. So I have to do something I never enjoy doing. The talk of hurt, the sit down of honesty, being honest can sometimes be extremely difficult. The discussion did not go well, as [...]

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Emotional Destruction 12-15-2001

Why do I let myself fall in this trap of love? This pain I will not let myself feel victim too in this game that is so glamorously played. A pastime that I refer to as a stereotypical, superficially emotional destruction of love. The game continues. I find myself caught up in this pain once [...]

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

Drinking Out of Cups

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010