1. Change the desktop picture to something embarrassing or lame. 2. Delete Icons 3. Change overall settings 4. Change the tint on the monitor to a dark green shade and insist that you like it like that. 5. Change the mouse sensitivity really high or really low. 6. Start typing random letters. Like so dwajhdjsahdjs. [...]

1. Ask the person behind the counter(preferably if they are wearing a work uniform!), “Hi, do you work here? Or are you just wearing that uniform because it’s cool?” Or simply ask them, “Wow! Where ever did you get that outfit? If I had an outfit like that, I would wear it everyday!” 2. If [...]

This past weekend, a photograph of Tiger Woods whacking a golf ball directly at the lens of an unfortunate Daily Mail cameraman made the rounds. And rightfully so. It was a once in a lifetime pic. Though not because of the ball – because of a certain smiling cigar guy looking on in amazement. Of [...]

…they don’t even have to break our doors, blindfold and gag us with their force and install mind control devices in our homes. We buy them on our own. – “Voluntary Amputation” – His Hero Is Gone So it’s been a while since I have posted anything. I’ll spare everyone the gruesome and tedious details [...]

…what happened to you?  you’re not the same.  there’s something in your head made a violent change.  it’s in your head. – “Filler”- Minor Threat I think I will be struggling with certain questions until the day I die and I am guessing that once I have reached that point I will not really care [...]

…Pass the bottle of Beam because tonight I can’t seem to say what I mean. don’t know if I would, even if I could… “Doublewhiskeycokenoice” – Dillinger Four So, I recently celebrated my 32nd birthday and the only bad thing is that our busiest day of the year is the 4th of July(my birthday), which [...]

…I don’t know just where I’m going but I’m gonna try for the kingdom, if I can ’cause it makes me feel like I’m a man when I put a spike into my vein and I’ll tell ya, things aren’t quite the same…"Heroin" – The Velvet Underground Since this past fall I have lost about [...]